Films: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Alias: Various, including Jojo the Klownzilla

Type: Alien

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of average humans (though Jojo's as big as a house).

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Are you afraid of clowns? Are you REALLY afraid of them? Well now the primal fears of the honker and the outer reaches of space are coming together in a crazy maelstrom of depravity, murder, and cotton candy.

History: A race of despotic monsters, the Klowns had a thing for blood, and would get it anywhere they could. When they weren't causing fatal mischief all around, they were entrapping prey in cotton candy, and taking them back to their home base so that they could suck their blood through crazy straws.

Notable Kills: Everything, from the cotton candy ray guns to voracious shadow-puppets to the acidic custard pies.

Final Fate: After the Klowns' weakness is discovered, Jojo's nose gets popped, causing him and the ship to explode. While pies fall from the wreckage, it's assured that the comedic creeps are done.

Powers/Abilities: The Klowns come with a variety of zany gizmos and abilities, such as cotton candy ray guns, living shadow puppetry, acid custard pies, man-eating popcorn, and more.

Weakness: Pop a Klown's big fake nose and he dies instantly in a fantastic display.

Scariness Factor: 4-If the Joker of Batman fame took any pages from these wretched freaks' book, he'd be worse than the worst. Toothy, evil to the core, and wildly unpredictable, you should be glad they never came to any of your birthday parties.

Trivia: -Originally, the title was simply "Killer Klowns", but it had to be expanded upon so that no one would think it was a slasher flick.

-For YEARS a sequel/remake has been talked about, but at no point has it ever gotten off the ground. And you know what? Perhaps that's for the best.